Inspired by : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g2ZAhopQU8

 (read the blog first then watch the vid!!!!)

"Can you tell us what was going on in your head while standing there at home base?"
"I'm just here so I wont get fined."
"What were you thinking off when the pitcher pitched the first strike?"
"I'm just here so I wont get fined."
"Were your teammates disappointing when The Great Casey struck out?"
"Hey I'm just here so I wont get fined."
"Do you think the Patrons were disappointing?"
"Still here.. So I won't get fined."
"What do you think of as the pitch is being made?"
"Hey uhh.. your time is up." leaves and answers phone call.

You did say have fun with this! :D